Back with sack!

            It's been nine months since I last posted. I stopped, thinking that I was too sexy arrogant, that there were and are more important things than whatever you I had to say. I had always thought this, and basically, I talked myself off the ledge out of my own blog. The straw that broke the camel's back.
           But, I also knew some people laughed at me,  laughed at it, dare, ENJOYED themselves. It was the thought that eased the camel's mind.
          Now, I start it back up with a simple offering.
         So, suck on this bitches submitted for your approval:

I need a woman with real hyperbolic curves.

Hey Horatio, it looks like the brother and sister are innocent....

In Soviet Russia, Techno pop 'n' locks YOU!

Man on the moon, just in time for Tea.

One of the First Space Station Concepts Was Made of Brick

In 1869, Atlantic Monthly writer E. Everett Hale imagined what a space station might look like. I see lots of brick, but given NASA's bugdet cuts, it's all they can afford. ohhh hits you right in the manifold.

Steampunk Guns will blow your mind...from your skull.

Gone are the halcyon days when I use to fawn over the slightest thing steampunk. But, then, came the eternal September of wanna-be's gluing gears together or attaching nonfunctional brass tubing to a computer and passing it off as the real thing. So, normally I ignore "steampunk" news but in this case ::swoon:: these guns actually shoot.

It shoots at such a velocity that they can penetrate cardboard at a respectable distance:



This is Black Betty and shoots ping pong balls and confetti paper, the latter of which can be lit up to throw fire! oooo my caveman genes just got goosebumps

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This blunderbuss shoots rubber balls. Cool, but if it the ammo was meatballs, they could shoot me. Aim for the mouth! (thats what she said)

My train of thought has been delayed, not derailed.

its been a week; special thanks to "Daddy's princess" at work. She's on the rampage, angry about something, maybe they changed the type of feed they put in her trough.

Warning: unapologetic, yet necessary pedantry ahead.

How do you correct someone who is wrong? This happenes to me alot, not because I am usually right (uhhhhh), but because the person talking to me (Read: you.) has said something that is not true. Not like 2+2=5 not true, more along the lines of your mom's not a whore reapeating an urban myth and passing it off as true, like at a cocktail party and to a group of sheep receptive people no less. That just makes it worse. You know what I do....? Nothing, not anymore. I use to correct people on the spot. I also use to not any have friends, either. I changed when I realized I'm not getting paid to teach your dumb ass. Plus, I i tell you correctly, not only will you throw a drink in my face be turned off in playing spin the bottle Trival Pursuit with me, I then won't be able to kick you ass in it. Also, if it is a party so boring to the point that someone is watching Jeopardy, especially in the main room, then you will be armed with the power make women moist and win bets . I once won a bet to have a guy be my yard slave for a weekend on a question about the Emancipation Proclamation.
 I'll take Irony for 500, Alex.
 Knowledge is power and power is win!

Something for the masses:

Holy Crap from Holy Cows.

PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced with robot.

 nom nom nom Sorry PETA I couldn't hear you over the sound of me eating my bucket of KFC. (Feeling up the breast counts as 'second base')
       But, it is true: Crulety = delicious. In that case, PETA ad campains suffer us enough to be the new Iron Chef. Today, chefs, the secret ingredientis: Irony. BAM! Take that, Emeril!

where was i? oh yeah

What!? Usurp the meteorological prognosticator of pognosticators with a robot! If this werent already Sparta, it would be madness!

     Its thoughtless decisions like this that lead to bigger problems, like oh I don't know SKYNET!

    Robot apochlypse, people! It's true; look it up, it was on Fox news. You know, Fair and balanced, and in on the whole thing from the start.

  "Well, daddy, did he see his shadow? Will there be 6 more weeks of winter?"

"No, little Johnny but he did see the fall of man with 6 years of nuclear winter."

I hope your PEW PEW tastes like chicken, PETA.

Some things...

     Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like.

God bless ya, mum.





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      If anything, its better than the live-action prequels and in a few aspects, it has what you deserved to see in those prequels but were COMPLETELY denied.
      Mind you, this is a 3D animated series based on a 2D animated series based on a Prequel series which was based on the Original - so its 4x-removed and stands alone on its own. It's like difference between masturbating in the shower versus masturbating in the bed: even though, you're going through the motions, it's just not the same. 


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I bet you can really taste the aids.












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Here's something for the masses:
(I totally know what this feels like: Noodle rave.  n-ts, n-ts, n-ts, n-ts)