So, I got a pink slip on April 28, then on May 4th I got a replacement job that is $2 less an hour. That's $80 a week difference. All for the same company: Qwest. ( Yes, I name names) That coupled with a new baby fresh out of the oven makes for a well endowed "sucks to be you" story. One of many in this economy. Strike one up for allowing myself to become a statistic.
WELL, enough about me.
It was nay 7 years ago when I met my wife. I was well on my way (half way) to becoming a 40 year old virgin, except with out all that cool stuff the dude had in the movie. 
Gawking at her because to me suave was a type of shampoo ( it is BTW), I eventually asked her out in a ninja flurry of awkward pauses and ridiculous inquiries as to what she was doing later this evening. IN a stroke of fate, or fate having a stroke, she accepted my invitation for a evening to court, when she jumped me later that night at her house. After some adult situations and a summer month or two, she de-flowered me and
Gawking at her because to me suave was a type of shampoo ( it is BTW), I eventually asked her out in a ninja flurry of awkward pauses and ridiculous inquiries as to what she was doing later this evening. IN a stroke of fate, or fate having a stroke, she accepted my invitation for a evening to court, when she jumped me later that night at her house. After some adult situations and a summer month or two, she de-flowered me andvoil!a we made a baby then I went to back to college, then we made another baby, 
then I finished college, then I got a job, then I made another baby and now your caught up.
What? what about college? thats next time. 
I had a point to this....annnnd yup no I forgot what it was, but hey Ill post soon enough.
Tomorrow, likely.
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