Come for laughs, Stay for the akwardness!

ok, back to basics with some "entertainment" news:

I have omited Theater and Radio catagory this round because they are actually doing the opposite by being dignified and awesome(usually) at the same time(usually).

Movies:

       Marc Webb is directing the next disappointment Spider-Man. It's a reboot cuz raimi and the cast are too busy choking on cock working on something to continue on. Webb is director of the indie movie "500 Days of Summer".

       Also, he has the last name Webb, this makes his Spider-Man competence unquestionable to direct this movie. My hopes that Webb are that he doesn't try to convince us Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a high school kid because he isn't, and that it won't be really shitty.

        That sets the bar perfect for a comic book movie: pretty low. So, it just might manage to make this reboot ranked at least among the top four Spider-Man films of all time.

Ohhh My favorite part where Spiderman fights a fat kid for the last Pringle!

TV:

     There is this "show" on TV called Guido Beach Jersey Shore and it has a hooker "person" on it named "Snooki." She lent them her shamelessness celebrity to a car dealership, so they could  push inventory sell cars and have some of the earnings go to Haiti. SOME? That's awfully generous of a used car dealer; no, seriously, it's awful. I cry not from your actions, but from the fumes of your audacious bullshit.

     However, they almost couldn't get her because of the precautions needed for the surrounding community should Snooki go into heat and start "presenting." Anything less than a tank and you're fucked. (pun intended)

I got mine!

OH shit, she loose!

 
 

 

MUSIC:

Heidi Montag's album sells less than 1,000 copies
(ahem)
BAHAHAHA

Hmmm, well at least the packaging on the CD is nice, er uh I mean Who took my man-album of power tools sounds and meat frying?!

Ahhh there we are...

Mix Media:

Brittany Murphy (yeah that one), her off-the-hook beneficiary husband Simon Monjack appeared on national tv addressing accusations that Brittany died of a drug overdose only to then point the blame at Hollywood for the stress of not casting her in Happy Feet 2.

::blinks::

Well, if anyone had any doubts that Simon is on drugs himself, he just went on national television and said his wife died at 32 because she couldn't be a dancing penguin.

Pff, I don't O.D. for anything less than losing the role of a hard-boiled detective cartoon rabbit. "Mehh, what's up, dic."

 I had that audition down, damn it!










Here's something for the masses: