You see things and ask, "Why?; I see things and ask, "Wtf?"

I have had some very good news yesterday that I hope with turn into life-altering news next week. No not it's not a mutation again, but CLOSE! ::ding:: thank you for playing.

So, as I stew with impatience on the impending let-down glory! that awaits next week, I declare this week: WWWWHWTF week!
                 (Who, What, Where, When, How, Why)
Armed with the etiquette that only a professional nobody can demonstrate, I shall continue to sift through the wonders of the internet, in theme, because I have nothing better to do  I consider it my duty to please that booty to show you only the worthiest of time wasters.


So, today we will start with "Who the Fuck", as in who the fuck thought this would work:

#7 is pornographic because the person doing the "comforting" is totally straddling the dying dude, perhaps Shakespeare's "dying."

And, Yes; "place newspaper over head" is fantastic advice. No better radiation shield than 20 layers of newsprint(Read: Sarcasm).

very special thanks to [ mappeal ] for the pick
I like to cite my sources as best possible when i find things original and rare, both attributes themselves hard to find on the internet.