Holy Crap from Holy Cows.

PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced with robot.

 nom nom nom Sorry PETA I couldn't hear you over the sound of me eating my bucket of KFC. (Feeling up the breast counts as 'second base')
       But, it is true: Crulety = delicious. In that case, PETA ad campains suffer us enough to be the new Iron Chef. Today, chefs, the secret ingredientis: Irony. BAM! Take that, Emeril!

where was i? oh yeah

What!? Usurp the meteorological prognosticator of pognosticators with a robot! If this werent already Sparta, it would be madness!

     Its thoughtless decisions like this that lead to bigger problems, like oh I don't know SKYNET!

    Robot apochlypse, people! It's true; look it up, it was on Fox news. You know, Fair and balanced, and in on the whole thing from the start.

  "Well, daddy, did he see his shadow? Will there be 6 more weeks of winter?"

"No, little Johnny but he did see the fall of man with 6 years of nuclear winter."

I hope your PEW PEW tastes like chicken, PETA.

Some things...

     Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like.

God bless ya, mum.





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      If anything, its better than the live-action prequels and in a few aspects, it has what you deserved to see in those prequels but were COMPLETELY denied.
      Mind you, this is a 3D animated series based on a 2D animated series based on a Prequel series which was based on the Original - so its 4x-removed and stands alone on its own. It's like difference between masturbating in the shower versus masturbating in the bed: even though, you're going through the motions, it's just not the same. 


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I bet you can really taste the aids.












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Here's something for the masses:
(I totally know what this feels like: Noodle rave.  n-ts, n-ts, n-ts, n-ts)

A couple of things, literally.

Invention makes Macs run on new OS: Pretensious Irony 2.0

MacBooks have a sleeve now called the BookBook. For $80 (total gouge), this case "transforms your MacBook into an antique-style leather-bound book."

Transforms!? Well, if I take the cover off, does it turn back into a mac because all my porn is on that thing! Ironiclly, it's vintage porn. Don't judge me; sound and color cause me to lose my "focus."

Regardless, I want mine to be the cover of the bible, not that I am religious, I am just making sure noone will steal it.

This Vintage Book Is Your New MacBook Pro Case

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I discovered this site while falling asleeping at the computer beating the end boss of the internet. Hit the link to laugh, cry, cry some more, and have your dreams haunted with things that cannot be unseen.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/

Here's something for the masses: