Someone been sleeping in my bed!

A warm bed really is awaiting you at Holiday Inns in Britain. Now, that have a actual member of their staff pre warm your bed.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60K50020100121


And you know what: Finally.

Finally, you can have it without going to the trouble of getting someone to stay the night, paying for an the akward breakfast, or leave money on the dresser.

What do you mean it was $60?!
Fine, but you only get the other $30 when you stop asking!

So, I hope noone catches sleeping them on the job!
::chricket chipers::
...its ok, I hate me too.


Either way, I hope noone leaves their "carbon footprint" in the bed. ::pulls blanket over head:: DUTCH OVEN!

Come for laughs, Stay for the akwardness!

ok, back to basics with some "entertainment" news:

I have omited Theater and Radio catagory this round because they are actually doing the opposite by being dignified and awesome(usually) at the same time(usually).

Movies:

       Marc Webb is directing the next disappointment Spider-Man. It's a reboot cuz raimi and the cast are too busy choking on cock working on something to continue on. Webb is director of the indie movie "500 Days of Summer".

       Also, he has the last name Webb, this makes his Spider-Man competence unquestionable to direct this movie. My hopes that Webb are that he doesn't try to convince us Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a high school kid because he isn't, and that it won't be really shitty.

        That sets the bar perfect for a comic book movie: pretty low. So, it just might manage to make this reboot ranked at least among the top four Spider-Man films of all time.

Ohhh My favorite part where Spiderman fights a fat kid for the last Pringle!

TV:

     There is this "show" on TV called Guido Beach Jersey Shore and it has a hooker "person" on it named "Snooki." She lent them her shamelessness celebrity to a car dealership, so they could  push inventory sell cars and have some of the earnings go to Haiti. SOME? That's awfully generous of a used car dealer; no, seriously, it's awful. I cry not from your actions, but from the fumes of your audacious bullshit.

     However, they almost couldn't get her because of the precautions needed for the surrounding community should Snooki go into heat and start "presenting." Anything less than a tank and you're fucked. (pun intended)

I got mine!

OH shit, she loose!

 
 

 

MUSIC:

Heidi Montag's album sells less than 1,000 copies
(ahem)
BAHAHAHA

Hmmm, well at least the packaging on the CD is nice, er uh I mean Who took my man-album of power tools sounds and meat frying?!

Ahhh there we are...

Mix Media:

Brittany Murphy (yeah that one), her off-the-hook beneficiary husband Simon Monjack appeared on national tv addressing accusations that Brittany died of a drug overdose only to then point the blame at Hollywood for the stress of not casting her in Happy Feet 2.

::blinks::

Well, if anyone had any doubts that Simon is on drugs himself, he just went on national television and said his wife died at 32 because she couldn't be a dancing penguin.

Pff, I don't O.D. for anything less than losing the role of a hard-boiled detective cartoon rabbit. "Mehh, what's up, dic."

 I had that audition down, damn it!










Here's something for the masses:

NO Fixed web address: homeless people blog, twtter. NOW WITH PREACHY RANT!!

Connecting with people to connect with the world,

or,

inappropriate to the basic needs of a human.

Sharing technology to connect with people that might never experience it,

or,

 showing them a fleeting experience that mocks their current conditions.

    An original, provacative social commentary alluding to the fact that it is easier to get them internet, then food, clean water, and shelter.

(RANT ALERT)

    Either by side-effect or design, technology allows us to maintain our humanity: Thick patches of technology buckling together the layer of civilazation.

    That layer being thin enough to be see-though, mind you (you know what hell is under there)
And, just cuz it is thick, doesnt make it sturdy (that's what she said).


        I hear bleeding hearts and gun-toters alike quip -like they invented it- "One day our humanity will surpass its technology." Albert Einstein Some dead guy a long time ago wrote that and you know it, so just keep your bumper-sticker motivation to your self. Or, better yet, sell your yuppie-mobile and buy that homeless guy food for a year. Surely, not going to starbucks for day can at least get they guy a better cardboard box.

Action is Movtivation that works, folks.
I just made that up.
I should be in the bummber sticker business. hurrrrr
/rant
 

here's something for the masses:

 

Forget Twitter; homeless have bigger problems

Day 3 with Day 4cuz I don't let THE MAN get me down.

Most people have to put up with multiple channels of bullshit when at their jobs. In my case, all of my bullshit is manifest in a single, concentrated source; of which causes a delay in my posting, seemingly only on Mondays.

And, if anyone cares (you should, its on the test) The good news is GREAT NEWS! But,  I can't tell you yet, so.....eyahhh, akward. BUT, with the good news comes the hastily assembled well prepared finally-its-over wrap-up of the made-up 3rd annual WWWWHWtf Week!!

We start with "When the fuck"

So, when the fuck is this a good idea?:

I don't know what is worse: the smile of the dad, or the murderous scowl of the child demon.

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and, this?:

"Take the plunge!"

 "bulls-eye!"

"It's the NARWHAL!"

::sighs::

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It's the black sheep of the group: "How?"

So, how the fuck did this happen?

Does God throw forks now?

or this:

don't gimme that "accident" crap, you have to be practicely aiming to fail that hard.

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Why, why, why....

Why the fuck is this on the air?

They would have called it "Guido Beach" but that is an actual town in Jersey.

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Why the fuck are you still having kids!?!?!

I said it with Jon and Kate, I said with The Duggars:

It's a vagina, not a clown car.

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Now, in conlusion, "What the fuck" is the one that started them all. Being that it is very common, most have seen a good example. So, here is another casual example of:

What the fuck is going on?

There were tons more pics I had ready but, the free version of this site only allows X mbs of data per page. Sounds like a bunch of shit to me, but if you click on the whorish ads i have up, then I can afford to upgrade...just for you, awwwww.

Here's something for the masses:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!