I seemingly have nothing to say today.
Oh wait, nevermind.

Even though this is old news for me, to my followers you four guys I want to tell you about this twitter I found while casually browsing for porn the internet: twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

The title of the feed cannot be more the truth; this is literally shit this guy's dad says.

         The dad is old, curmudgeony, and Awesome. So awesome, in fact, that it has been picked up as a CBS sitcom. So, now other networks have begun clicking around the interwebz' various social sites for other grumpy old men that will kill the audience in a lolocaust of ratings gold. That's right, basement dwellers; put out down that 4chan and get to posting every witism that your disaffected grandparents say. Don't forget to write down the verbal gems about how Viagra somehow helps changing. "Changing what, grandpa?" "Depends!"
ha ha ow, my sides.

Here's something for the masses: